great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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