they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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