As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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