So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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