Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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