He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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