you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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