I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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