when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
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