a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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