I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize