You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
