I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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