new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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