lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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