i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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