yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
nutella sex= disaster
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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