Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
you win again, gameday.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I forgot wine drunk hurts
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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