It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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