Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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