The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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