Sponge bath it is.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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