I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
That accounts for only three of the penises
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Randomize
