That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
How external is "for external use only"?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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