Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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