2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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