I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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