he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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