Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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