How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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