please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
even my farts smell like vagina
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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