Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
