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I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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