Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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