I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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