was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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