I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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