Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
he thought i was a dude.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
