This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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