Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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