Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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