My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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