Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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