Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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