Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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