Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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