He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Reggie can tackle my bush.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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