Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
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