Dual....:-)
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just cropdusted the office
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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