whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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