white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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