problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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