whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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