dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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