So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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