Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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